He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
