I hope mine doesn't look like that
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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