I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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