North Korea, Best Korea!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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