just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Randomize
