But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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