I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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