try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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