I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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