on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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