Is it normal to miss your booty call?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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