R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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