My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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