did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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