So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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