Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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