Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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