Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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