My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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