Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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