just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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