it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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