I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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