one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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