Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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