Whod you bang
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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