Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm always down for nudity.
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