I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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