He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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