Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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