Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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