and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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