Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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