I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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