she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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