I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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