You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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