My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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