She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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