all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
