You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
