Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
