he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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