she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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