Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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