i don't like sucking hair
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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