The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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