When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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