I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
