office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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