I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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